If you learned how to deflect in real life.

Cooking with dyslexia…

Your FIRST restaurant experience after leaving a vault.

Arguing with ANYONE online...

The very SECOND you ask someone to look.

Verizon called. They said YOU deserve better! 🫵😃 #VerizonPartner

When you're the BEST detective so you get the WORST cases.

The LAST thing you want to hear from your SURGEON!

The LAST thing you want to hear.